May 18, 2018 – an interesting night
Before I get into the actual specifics of London, I need to explain what happened the night before...... I greeted Steph in the hostel around 11:30pm and showed her to our 4 share dorm room. We walk in and all the lights are off, but we see someone rummaging through their bag and she whips her head around and we are greeted by an Asian lady doing a face mask only illuminated by her phone flash light, so, naturally, it looks like a freakin murderer in the room. But only a tiny Asian woman doing a skincare routine at midnight, how normal.
Then Steph and I gotta rummage through OUR belongings to get ready for bed. And this is no easy task, our hostel provided us with cages to put our luggage in so its an ordeal to get anything in or out and god forbid you forget one thing then you have to start the process over of rolling it out from under the bed, unlocking it, taking out the bag you need, finding the thing you need, closing the bag you used, fitting your bags back in like puzzle pieces, looking for you lock, locking the cage, rolling it back under, all in the dark, all to realize you forgot just ONE more thing.
But, we finally get through it and we get nice n comfy in bed yippee! As we are drifting off to sleep, our other hostel mate, a large man, starts snoring like a freaking bear. Not even a joke OR an exaggeration. I had headphones in playing my sleep music v loud, but nope, could still hear it. I took a melatonin and focused so hard to fall asleep and finally did. But to no avail. At 3am the snoring got EVEN LOUDER, I didn’t even know it was possible for someone to snore that loud, I was border line concerned for this man while also extremely livid. So I decided to pick up my water bottle, and completely throw it on the ground as hard as I could from my sleeping position, then, I picked it up and rubbed it against the locker cages a bunch of times, as if I were grating cheese for a nice chicken parmesan, and finally slammed it down on the cage like a judge trying to bring order to her court as a final attempt to wake him up momentarily. It worked, and yes it was ruthless, but when you are staying in hostels it really is survival of the fittest.
And that was only the first night. Seeeeeeeeesh.
May 19, 2018 – Wandering the streets (literally)
After our interesting experience in the hostel bedroom last night, we decided to have a later start to the day, we didn’t have to rush for anything so we took our time getting ready. But because of this we were starving by the time we left and went to the first place we could find which I would equate to a crappy diner in NYC. Pretty solid food, but with more research we could have found something better, I just wanted some plain eggs and toast so it was the perfect place.
Then we were walking around the hostel neighborhood, Elephant and Castle, and found a cool street market, but it was again, a crappy street market. And by that I mean they were selling knock off shoes for 5 euros and weird blankets, and the people were so aggressive, my lawddd!!! One of the vendors started yelling at the customers for dropping his “precious” products, like dude you are selling 10 cent dish clothes from China chill out. Then another woman and a random man almost got in a fight, it was a crazy scene and I later renamed this experience, “the aggressive market”.